Arrow to the knee?

hallloween:

I’m crying because I’m eating brownie batter with a spoon that looks like this:

and when the batter seeps through the holes it looks like this:

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smilingemoticon:

blackromney:

full movies on youtube

“Click The Link In The Description To Watch This Movie For Free!!”

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• my mom's logic: if i don't remember it, it didn't happen

i put headphones in 20 minutes ago and forgot to play music: a novel by me

(Source: uhmonda, via time-lord-swag)

how to boys

boobbryar:

foie:

• greet
• chat
• chat
• chat
• joke
• joke
• joke
• joke
• compliment appearance
• compliment personality
• flirt
• flirt
• flirt
• hug
• hug
• hug
• hug
• hug
• hug
• amorous hug
• amorous hug
• first kiss
• kiss
• kiss
• kiss
• make out
• make out
• make out
• make out
• woo-hoo
• woo-hoo
• woo-hoo
• propose

it took me a good 20 seconds of reading to get this was a sims reference

(via harrypotterwillneverdie)